Hello everyone. life has been a little hectic here lately, but we all must buck up and do our part.
That's what Captain Woodchuck has to say today at roll call for us guards.
Words of motivation and inspiration are not Captain Woodchucks' forte. He is a good natured fellow who will go to bat for you most of the time. However, the "captain" part of his title is not really all that official. Captain Woodchuck is not a police officer. He is not even a security guard. Rumor has it he is one of the tried and true original ticket writers who started that job while he was majoring in political science and stuck with it until the University police chief figured he would have to give Woodchuck a promotion. So he made him head ticket writer and then when none of the Lieutenants nor the other watch captain's wanted sovereignty over the guards, he gave Woodchuck that job as well.
Lets have three cheers for our Captain Woodchuck! Ok I didn't actually think I would even get one cheer.
That's what Captain Woodchuck has to say today at roll call for us guards.
Words of motivation and inspiration are not Captain Woodchucks' forte. He is a good natured fellow who will go to bat for you most of the time. However, the "captain" part of his title is not really all that official. Captain Woodchuck is not a police officer. He is not even a security guard. Rumor has it he is one of the tried and true original ticket writers who started that job while he was majoring in political science and stuck with it until the University police chief figured he would have to give Woodchuck a promotion. So he made him head ticket writer and then when none of the Lieutenants nor the other watch captain's wanted sovereignty over the guards, he gave Woodchuck that job as well.
Lets have three cheers for our Captain Woodchuck! Ok I didn't actually think I would even get one cheer.
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