Thursday, April 12, 2012

Another brick in the wall

Typically being referred to as "another brick in the wall' means someone is trying to insult you. As a Security Guard, it's not so bad, especially when you realize that the wall is exactly where  you want to be. One of the strengths any force  has is numbers. There more people  who are there to watch your  back,  the less likely you are going to get singled out and  pummeled by some deranged concert attendee.
Case in point.
There is this band and I use the term loosely. Limp Bizkit may be adored by thousands of fans but  I suspect few of  them are cops. I have worked my fair share of  concerts but that LB concert takes the cake for pure chaos.
At first , everything was  "normal and fine." What  I mean by that is the  opening acts sucked but were tame.  The attendees were reasonably calm and  only mildly  belligerent. Then after several sets of awful music (and I use that term loosely as well)  LB finally  takes the stage and open with what must have been their top 100 pop song. I look at the team of uniforms I am with and Eddy the state cop wafts his hand  up and down - indicating he  thinks it was only so-so. The other guys shrug- no one is particularly  impressed.
Then the  lead singer - heck if I  know who he is- steps forward and starts this half rant half pep talk. It  goes something like this.
(FYI- the higher ups  had  decided that  a mosh pit was out  of the question since according to claptrap several moshers from a  concert in Georgia had to be hospitalized last week)
"Hey yall,, are we pumped?'
Standard mob mentality rules apply here. There  is an affirmative roar.
"Hey yall- We're going to have that mosh pit no matter what any body says! So just come  up here any of you who want to. If the  cops don't like it then Fuck the cops we do what we want!" or  something like that. Accounts vary as  to what the  little popstar said. Some people claim  he never swore or cussed while  others said he had called us all pigs. Whatever  he did or did not say, mob mentality ruled over anything and everything else.
I turned to see the flood of human bodies coming charging at the line of cops in front of the stage. Most of them  got  out of  the way in time. I think  I saw Bill the county  cop go down, I started shouting and waving  in his direction  as the little punk  on stage started the next "song" as if everything was fine and dandy.
So here our little band of cops stand in a corner  of this utter chaos, loud  and by loud I  mean deafening music blaring. bodies flying around the Mosh pit.
The first blood  I see is one a mosher covered in blood, it streaming out of a  oddly bent nose. What started as a bad concert is now a free for all riot.
LB goes on as if  everything is normal. next song and the riot continues with even  more crazed fans  trying to climb over the barricade.
Then I get the call. We beat a strategic retreat to the  nearest exit and join up with most  of the rest of the force  at the concert. There is Francine and a Sergeant Fox giving orders in  a calm collect fashion. We  are reordered based on size and  ability and in we  go in a wedge.
A wall of cops.
The  wedges works wonders as  we divide and subdue the moshers  many of whom look relieved to be removed from the  riot.
We  are in the midst of sorting bodies and  cornering the more violent and  resistant moshers when the music dies midsong and  LB  takes a "break."
There you have it. I am one happy brick  in  the wall in the face  of  insanity.

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