Traffic Duty, Football game.
"Hey, why do they call you guys Unarmed Security?"
This from an incredibly fat cop- Sometimes it amazes me how fat these cops can get and still have jobs as cops. What is even weirder is that these guys are pretty good cops even if they are not going to bother with a footrace and will probably shoot the offender and swear they were pulling a gun later.
"Because we have no arms." Hervey says without missing a beat.
Fat cop gives Hervey the evil cop eye then bursts out laughing. Cop Humor. Sometimes it is better not to know.
"No Really." The Fat Cop asks after guffawing and gasping. "Why?"
"Well- that's a long story." Hervey begins. "you see many many years ago-"
Hervey's radio Barks out a 10 code and Hervey grabs it gives it the 10-4 and trots off down the street.
The Fat Cop looks at me and this ticket writer who is also working.
"So?"
"Well the short of it was sometime back there was this couple who had a car and they came to the foortball game and did not listened to this security guard when he told them not to drive down the street and then the security guard pulled his weapon and shot out their rear window and that is why there are no real armed security guards anymore."
"And?"
"Nope that's about it."
"I don't believe you."
"Well Barry here will tell you what really happened." and I point at the ticket writer who faints dead away out of sheer terror at being asked to do so.
The Fat Cop laughs and tells me I am alright.
"Hey, why do they call you guys Unarmed Security?"
This from an incredibly fat cop- Sometimes it amazes me how fat these cops can get and still have jobs as cops. What is even weirder is that these guys are pretty good cops even if they are not going to bother with a footrace and will probably shoot the offender and swear they were pulling a gun later.
"Because we have no arms." Hervey says without missing a beat.
Fat cop gives Hervey the evil cop eye then bursts out laughing. Cop Humor. Sometimes it is better not to know.
"No Really." The Fat Cop asks after guffawing and gasping. "Why?"
"Well- that's a long story." Hervey begins. "you see many many years ago-"
Hervey's radio Barks out a 10 code and Hervey grabs it gives it the 10-4 and trots off down the street.
The Fat Cop looks at me and this ticket writer who is also working.
"So?"
"Well the short of it was sometime back there was this couple who had a car and they came to the foortball game and did not listened to this security guard when he told them not to drive down the street and then the security guard pulled his weapon and shot out their rear window and that is why there are no real armed security guards anymore."
"And?"
"Nope that's about it."
"I don't believe you."
"Well Barry here will tell you what really happened." and I point at the ticket writer who faints dead away out of sheer terror at being asked to do so.
The Fat Cop laughs and tells me I am alright.
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