So there I sit with the Russian at the Security Desk.
He is telling me about eating healthy foods like Beef and Steak and Ribeye. I don't break it to him that they are in fact all Beef. That is when the most drop dead gorgeous woman walks up and says to the Russian.
"How come you never call?"
Then as I gawk at her slender body, perfect breasts, incredible hair, the smell of her perfume mixing with the musk of a foreign cigarette, look with lust into her perfect blue eyes, the two of them break down into a lengthy discourse in Russian.
It goes on and on. She sees me staring at her and smiles at me and suddenly winks. I think she is about to do more when the Russian jumps to his feet and yells at her.
"Sonja begone!"
Sonja frowns at him leans forward so I can stare down her cleavage, gets up from where she has been sitting propped on our desk, Gives me a sly smile and says
"Oh Sergei- (more Russian follows)." Then she turns her shapely butt to me and walks away as part of my screams in my mind that I would sell my soul to speak or at least understand Russian.
After she is gone, I look over at the Russian who looks back at me and shakes his head firmly.
"NO. My friend, these Russian women are bad news. They are Jezebels who take American husbands so that they can get out of Russia and bring their kids, then they will sex you and lie to you and divorce you so quick."
"Are you sure- cause Sonja she looked sincere." I hear myself say.
"BAh!" The Russian says. "Sonja is the worst. She has already divorce her Russian husband to marry an American so she can come here and divorce him too and get his money and bring her child from Moscow!"
I sigh seeing where this is headed.
"Brain- you don't want these Russian Women- they are pagan trash- you want good wholesome Christian women instead who will respect and honor you."
Baptist women- heavy set, fundamentalist, stay in the kitchen, fetch my slippers, bear me 12 children Christian Women. That is what the Russian wants.
The only women who come by either belong to Butter or are the Russian Jezebels who like the Russian and call him Sergei.
He is telling me about eating healthy foods like Beef and Steak and Ribeye. I don't break it to him that they are in fact all Beef. That is when the most drop dead gorgeous woman walks up and says to the Russian.
"How come you never call?"
Then as I gawk at her slender body, perfect breasts, incredible hair, the smell of her perfume mixing with the musk of a foreign cigarette, look with lust into her perfect blue eyes, the two of them break down into a lengthy discourse in Russian.
It goes on and on. She sees me staring at her and smiles at me and suddenly winks. I think she is about to do more when the Russian jumps to his feet and yells at her.
"Sonja begone!"
Sonja frowns at him leans forward so I can stare down her cleavage, gets up from where she has been sitting propped on our desk, Gives me a sly smile and says
"Oh Sergei- (more Russian follows)." Then she turns her shapely butt to me and walks away as part of my screams in my mind that I would sell my soul to speak or at least understand Russian.
After she is gone, I look over at the Russian who looks back at me and shakes his head firmly.
"NO. My friend, these Russian women are bad news. They are Jezebels who take American husbands so that they can get out of Russia and bring their kids, then they will sex you and lie to you and divorce you so quick."
"Are you sure- cause Sonja she looked sincere." I hear myself say.
"BAh!" The Russian says. "Sonja is the worst. She has already divorce her Russian husband to marry an American so she can come here and divorce him too and get his money and bring her child from Moscow!"
I sigh seeing where this is headed.
"Brain- you don't want these Russian Women- they are pagan trash- you want good wholesome Christian women instead who will respect and honor you."
Baptist women- heavy set, fundamentalist, stay in the kitchen, fetch my slippers, bear me 12 children Christian Women. That is what the Russian wants.
The only women who come by either belong to Butter or are the Russian Jezebels who like the Russian and call him Sergei.
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